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Wife, a cultural introduction

Getting to know the word from all angles...

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I don't question the prospect of promulgating English as a universal language. I don't believe in the prosaic fashion in which English is taught.Pointer

Reenforcing one's command of a language isn't like introducing a stronger oar. A language - a spoken language - isn't just a tool that you can teach yourself to wield with greater amounts of precision. A shared tongue can not be riven from the prevailing culture of a recognized nation of which it is a description. A language isn't recited; it happens - and keeps happening as long as a circle of people keeps using it.

Teaching a pupil to recite English is to cheat him out of its cultural context. A capable teacher must develop a technique for introducing it; the prudent pupil ventures out to seek it.

A dictionary can be an influential tool. A decent dictionary will define words on the basis of a particular corpus, a body of writing of varying size and consistency. They could contain everything from a book about literature to a collection of top fiction novels. I watched many nights pass forging my "lavish" Fiction Corpus in order to form a new class of dictionary based on the ability of one man to tell a story in myriad forms. It is a labor of love and listening.

I have assembled a million words and I have classified them, reshaping them - not merely to teach an American tongue but to reveal the human spirit, and to pressure that soul or spirit not just to recite but to happen.

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A Person is the Common Word that Answers the Question, "Who?"

The most frequently used words in Michal's Corpus that represent common persons

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Understanding the word Wife

A word can represent many things. First and foremost it represents a type of gesture. A specific way of speaking. A specific way of inscribing a mark. A specific way of moving your hand. To know one of these kinds of gestures is to know how to pronounce the word wife in some kind of way.

If you want to communicate an idea using the word wife, you will need to know what other people are made to think when you make the gesture. You will never have complete awareness of or control over the associations or identities that are invoked by a set of words, but you can know what was and what is a single word's jointly accepted definition, at least for a given place, thereby tracing a direction which will help you to understand what kinds of associations and identities are driving its use.

By using the word yourself, you enter into a long-standing albeit oftentimes unconscious debate over its definition, forever entangling yourself into the history of its use. The way you use it, and which other words you use it with carries weight.

The more you know about where the word wife is located in the fabric of a language, the better you will be at exploiting its cultural power.

Pronunciation of WifeMargo on a trampoline

I have yet to publish a pronunciation for the word wife.

Video of me pronouncing "wife."

Definition of WifeMargo on a trampoline

I have yet to publish the definition of wife.

I'm sure it won't take too long.

Common use of wife in illustrative example sentencesMargo on a trampoline

  1. I'm not sure if that's his second or his third wife.

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  2. He cheated on his wife but apparantly she's forgiven him. I wonder what it cost.

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  3. I have yet to come up with a third sentence using the word wife.

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  4. I have yet to come up with a fourth sentence using the word wife.

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  5. I have yet to come up with a fifth sentence using the word wife.

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  6. I have yet to come up with a sixth sentence using the word wife.

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  7. I have yet to come up with a seventh sentence using the word wife.

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Usage of Wife in Michal's Fiction CorpusMargo on a trampoline

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Michal's Fiction Corpus of Acceptance Literature (FiCAL) is presented under the Bare Bottom imprint. It is currently comprised of six bodies of work, each representing a different pillar of culture and incorporating a wide variety of writhing styles.

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Wife, a morphological approach

I have yet to make a morphological analysis of the word wife.

That doesn't mean it's not high on my list.

Table of Frequency for the Word "Wife."

This table lists in descending order the total number of times that the word wifeand any of its morphological derivations appears in the Fiction Corpus, along with a breakdown of frequency by title, the respective rank of each word in the complete list of all words in the Corpus, as calculated both densely and competitively, as well as the percent increase in frequency of the word over the frequency of the next lowest rank in the complete list.

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Percent Increase over next rankRANKWORDFrequency
TOTAL # of occurencesMCDONALDSJESUSSEXTSIGAJACKSONDINGBATS
densecompetitivemodern/sloppybiblical/tersepoetic/high-browhard/fasttalkymixed salad
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I have yet to publish the table of frequency for the word wife, but I will get to it shortly. -Michal

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Usage of Wife in Death to McDonalds

An aerial view of Dodger Stadium in the foreground, with an imaginary partially submerged Los Angeles behind

A story bible for a comic book series set in a post climate-change California narrated by eight characters who live through a natural disaster that sinks Los Angeles and triggers a war with an expansionist Mexican government covertly supported by China.

Frame #6094

harley says she was partnered with hulu in a program by chase's wife of all people. crazy story. its sort of the reason she was arrested.

Sprint "Iphone" Case

22 December, 1:07 PM

Frame #3140

im having dinner with twitter. and the wife. were both talking. sometimes to each other. sometimes we even laugh. its strange.

Chase Credit

30 August, 5:31 PM

Frame #92

first chase now his wife pops up on my suggestion list. im shocked ikea's address is on my phone. i thought i deleted all her hate mail.

Kim "Kris" Kardashian

26 July, 4:00 PM

Frame #784

watering the garden i carelessly tugged on the hose. a flower broke. i thought. will my wife notice. i hope not. i mean. no offense. flower.

Chase Credit

4 August, 11:14 AM

Frame #425

i went back to alhambra. i tagged the ex.wifes car. expedia's following the signal. if she goes anywhere near santa ana weve got the bastard.

Sprint "Iphone" Case

30 July, 10:35 AM

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Usage of Wife in The Gospel of Jesus H.

A picture of the planet Mars

An experimental science fiction Christology that makes Jesus the hard boiled narrator of his own early years on a bizarro earth made dark by volcanic ash and informally ruled by a man from Mars who sells bottled air.

It's a hard lesson to learn, even harder to apply. Jesus's father didn't know it. When his sickly wife died, he lost all hope. He sank into misery and despair, drug abuse and poverty. The reasons were complicated.

Verse 51 from the chapter called Adolescence

"Henry the Bearded," said Zoe, "was the wife of - I mean - the husband of Saint something - with an 'H' - not Henrietta but Saint Hedwig."

Verse 566 from the chapter called Security

Your grandfather was ruined. After years of devoting himself to 'justice,' proving torts of various size and scope, the career plaintiff was himself turned into a reprehensible, grossly negligent and most liable tort-feasor. He was made to forfeit whatever damages he otherwise would've gained in favor of the other parties to his wife's estate. Jesus, for reasons never made explicitly known to him, was not a party.

Verse 63 from the chapter called Adolescence

In those days, there was a fashion for hanging yourself. The volunteer custodian at the Church of Sts. Peter and Paul hanged himself. He had lost his job, his wife, his children - everything to liquor. While his mother was still alive, she fed him. After she died, his father made him fend for himself. Using a belt, he hanged himself on his father's doorknob. In the morning, when his father tried to leave, he couldn't open the door: his son's corpse was blocking the way. He had been a handsome man while he was alive.

Verse 365 from the chapter called Adolescence

The host smiled. "His wife went back to Japan, but his daughter, Zoe, is here."

Verse 337 from the chapter called Bohemia

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Usage of Wife in Sex for Children

A drawing of a man between a woman's legs in front of another man in a hospital bed

A literature book narrated by a pair of siblings on either side of the Atlantic whose profoundly weird sexual experiences pose a serious challenge to their traditional understanding of mathematicians, marriage, gay young men and God.

Do you remember hearing about the big argument? when Albert was hit by projectiles in the head? when I had to offer him my apartment? You'll remember that soon after my offer was accepted, Albert suddenly left the house and left me alone to console his wife.

– Title 3, Regarding a Dream, Chapter 1, The First Day, Part 1, Victory & Calendar Reform, Section 5, Inflammation of the Loins, Paragraph 8, Clauses 5-6

Now tell me honestly, am I not like a brother to you? We are more twin than meets the eye, even if you don't like to admit that no wife in this whole wide world could ever know your heart better than I do. What strange woman could possibly hope to understand all your contradictions? to know your mind and to speak to you as if speaking to her own soul?

– Title 2, Regarding the Romaniac, Part 1, Section 8, Loneliness, Paragraph 1

INDIE: But when I'm with my husband, I will speak to him in Hungarian, and, when he laughs, you will wonder how badly I am making fun of you.

NIKE: I have a friend who speaks Hungarian.

INDIE: Is that a threat?

NIKE: As Khrushchev would say, I can only answer threats with more threats.

INDIE: You really like Khrushchev, don't you?

NIKE: He was a horrible human being.

INDIE: Did he beat his wife?

NIKE: You know what: I don't know.

– Title 2, Regarding the Romaniac, Part 1, Section 27, Penetration, Paragraphs 78-85

But how is a man supposed to love his wife? I suppose the answer is: with as much attraction, devotion, attention, and loyalty he can muster; with affection, attachment and admiration: of course. But is there anything exclusive about their love? Their feelings must be intense: there is no doubt. And their admiration must be very informed.

– Title 3, Regarding a Dream, Chapter 7, The Seventh Day, Part 1, Strength & Security Sector Reform, Section 2, Facing a Choice, Paragraph 17

ANDY: I have nothing but the greatest affection for your wife.

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– Title 3, Regarding a Dream, Chapter 4, The Fourth Day, Part 2, The Assembly & Government Reform, Section 8, Types of Love, Paragraphs 41-50

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Usage of Wife in Tsiga Tsiga Tsiga

Bullets whizzing by a statue of Nikola Tesla

A collection of stories featuring a sexy Parisian ghost, a spooky Moon base full of vagina-faced aliens, a policeman with an Irish name, a truck full of watermelons, a flautist, and a man who has to see another man about a diseased horse.

"Nothing so ridiculously latino. This is Puglia. How about 'Lothario?'" His wife scoffed.

"This may be Puglia. It's also the fifteenth century," she cried. "I'm naming my son 'Lorenzo.'"

– from “Italy Sucks and Has Sucked For A Long Time,” an adventure story featuring a few good things but mostly bad things

As soon as everybody else had left, Junior asked Harry why he let his wife treat him so poorly. "You're not one of those masochists, are you?" He had met a few of those. They had watched him make love to their wives.

Harry Connick shook his head. Junior thought he heard him whisper the word, "No."

– from “A Horse Named Clutch Bag,” an inspiring story featuring an interesting use of wealth

Tatum thought of her ex-wife. She thought of all the women she had bedded since becoming successful. The Moon was supposed to be full of eager, same-sexed girls. That's what the Lunar Ladylover's brochure had said.

Tatum rested her fingers on the woman's hand. "Listen. I need to spruce up my wardrobe. I can't expect to get anywhere like this. Would you be willing to help? You seem to know what you're doing."

– from “Dirty Manga People Are Disgusting,” a spooky story featuring a bunch of murders

Luka sighed. He thought drugs would loosen up his wife's cousin, not knock him out.

– from “Paris Is For Rapists, Too,” a ghost story about a bunch of women and a bunch of men

One night, some fellows of his called for his stepmother. "Come quickly," they said. "Take charge of your husband. He is threatening the whores at Lando's house." Manfredo was not at Lando's house, nor was he at any of the other places to which his wife was led.

– from “Italy Sucks and Has Sucked For A Long Time,” an adventure story featuring a man who had to learn the hard way

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Usage of Wife in Sorry Ms. Jackson

Chiseled letters from an ancient stone tablet hanging on a wall

A real play. With drama in it. Talk fast. It takes two hours. Set in a guest house. In a small community. After a murder. Lots of suspicion. The characters learn to listen to each other. It's funny.

LUKE: You've got my wife in the nuddy.

ALICE: Not quite.

FLETCHER: You have arrived just in time.

LUKE: For a bloomin' orgy?

ALICE: Luke.

KOKOMO: There's a better place for this in my room.

ALICE: Are you sure you won't mind?

KOKOMO: Of course not. Come on.

FLETCHER: Don't retreat now. It was just getting fun.

KOKOMO: We're going to a better place.

– ACT I, lines 707-716

FLETCHER: Trouble. The Tahitians were already upset. They hadn't been given any land when the island was divided, not to mention the fact that some of them were being beaten. Naturally, they started plotting. What they didn't take into account was the fact that To-ofa-iti, the blacksmith's new wife, was not complaining. The blacksmith was important. That made her important. She started singing a song, the words of which went, "Why does black man sharpen axe? To kill white man." When Fletcher Christian heard that song, he grabbed his musket, ran to the Tahitians, charged them with their crime, and pulled the trigger. The gun misfired. Two of the men ran; the rest protested their innocence. They begged for a chance to take care of it. They decided they should try to poison To-ofa-iti's husband. He didn't fall for it. He was too smart. Ultimately, one of the Tahitian men pulled a pistol on him in the presence of his wife. Again, the gun misfired. The two of them started grappling on the ground. Who knows who would've won? To-ofa-iti, however, was not about to take chances. She picked up the pistol with her own two hands and bopped her husband squarely on the head.

ALICE: She killed him?

FLETCHER: Eventually. Things were deceptively quiet for a few weeks. It didn't take long for judgment to fall upon the poor blacksmith. The Tahitians shot him down like a pig. Ironically, that's what the other mutineers thought they were doing. Being scattered all over the island, each man heard the shots and naturally assumed that somebody was hunting. Most of them found out too late that they were the prey.

ALICE: How many of them were killed?

FLETCHER: On that day, now known as Massacre Day, five of the original nine mutineers were fatally shot. Fletcher Christian was next. He was standing in his garden. Both of his hands were on his spade. He looked up at the sky and smiled. He never saw it coming. They shot him right through the heart.

ALICE: How did the others survive?

FLETCHER: Jackson was shot through the neck but he lived.

ALICE: Incredible.

FLETCHER: It's a miracle. Ned Young slept through the whole thing. The women didn't want to wake him. They all liked him and they didn't want to see him get hurt, so they stood around his hut and guarded him. Eventually, though, even he had to get his hands dirty. The women wanted revenge on the Tahitians for killing their husbands. After Ned's consort chopped off the ringleader's head with an axe, he was made to go and shoot the last remaining rebel. That was the end of the bloodshed - not counting when he and Jackson got Quintal drunk and murdered him.

ALICE: It's so barbaric.

– ACT I, lines 616-625

LUKE: Too right. Does she do cut lunches?

FLETCHER: I'm sorry?

LUKE: Peter, Pauline, and Mary? Two to one shop? The beast with three backs? Threesomes.

FLETCHER: Of course.

LUKE: I wouldn't want to have a naughty without me wife. It is our honeymoon, after all.

FLETCHER: Is she up for it?

LUKE: I don't know. She is the adventurous type.

FLETCHER: She's never done anything like this before.

LUKE: Not to my knowledge.

FLETCHER: How are you going to ask her?

– ACT I, lines 781-790

ALICE: I thought I was your wife.

FLETCHER: As long as I'm playing Thursday October.

ALICE: I have a son.

FLETCHER: That's Quintal's boy. We end up having seven children of our own. You were thirty at the time. I was fifteen.

ALICE: I see. This is how you imagine the two of them getting together. Did you just write this?

FLETCHER: I've been adding to it recently.

ALICE: Since I arrived?

FLETCHER: Since about five minutes ago.

ALICE: You have us kissing.

FLETCHER: Uh-huh.

– ACT II, lines 40-49

GREY GOOSE: That's nice. My wife always used to say that jasmine tea would turn her on.

FLETCHER: (off) Turning her on!

GREY GOOSE: Wait!

– ACT I, lines 1182-1184

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Usage of Wife in Miscellaneous Dingbats

The title of the book at the end of a string of miscellaneous dingbats

A story book full of short fiction stories. An interesting bedtime mystery. A fairy tale. Science fiction romance. Adult life. Uninspiring gay fiction. Horror.

I told my wife what happened. My mother was going for the laptop. In my lap. To find an imaginary email. I told her to wait until I was done browsing the internet. When I was done I tried to shut the laptop. Its my fathers laptop. Password protected.

– from “The Backed-Up Toilet,” a literature story based on somebody's real life, namely the author's

I swatted away my mother's hand. Like I would a bug. That's when she threw the remote control. It was the prelude to an all out attack. All of a sudden I was in middle school again. The wimpy Indian kid I had made fun of in music class had come to punch me in the face again. No pain. Just shock at the sheer audacity of it.

If my wife had been present during the incident she would've been on my side. Instead she's against me. All because of a four letter word. Rape.

– from “The Backed-Up Toilet,” a literature story based on true events as I lived them

"You forget," said Bob. "Nobody was there to hear me ask for your keys. For all they know you made the whole thing up."

"Is my wife dead?" asked Proctor.

"I'm afraid you'll never know."

– from “We Need To Talk,” a mystery story featuring a policeman put in a weird position

The detective circled around the body. He couldn't see a wound. Just the redness on the face. "How is it still standing," he whispered to himself. His partner poked the cadaver. It rocked a few inches back and forth. "Enough of that, Bob," said the captain. "Proctor's seen it. Get that body on the gurney."

"Wait a minute," said Proctor. "There's no lividity in the feet. If this person was upside-down there should be more than just a red face."

– from “We Need To Talk,” a mystery story featuring a policeman's wife put in a weird position

Steve had to borrow money from me the next day to feed himself. It pissed me off. I went back to the bar. I found the owner's wife sitting by herself in a back room. I wasn't wearing a happy face. She claimed not to know where Dave was or when he would be coming back. I was supposed to ask her husband. I asked her where her husband was. She didn't know. She also didn't know when he would be coming back. I gave the woman an ominous look. I probably scared her. It made me feel proud to be an American.

– from “Woodstock,” a life story based on real life as I lived it

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Collocation of Wife in the Fiction Corpus

Table of Collocation for the Word "Wife."

This table lists in descending order of frequency a selection of word pairs that appear in the Fiction Corpus and groups them according to the morphological derivation of the word wife that appears in the pair.

TypeWORDFrequency
TOTAL # of occurencesMCDONALDSJESUSSEXTSIGAJACKSONDINGBATS
modern/sloppybiblical/tersepoetic/high-browhard/fasttalkymixed salad
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I have yet to perform a collocation analysis of "wife." I hope I can get it done sometime soon. -Michal

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    Handcrafted felt earrings for sale.

    Felt earrings by Dorota. Pointer

    Material: South American woolen yarn, dyed, 100% wool. Hand-worked with a needle. Pendant of anti-allergenic metal. Available now for $40.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #12 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

  13. Round ceramic earrings for sale

    Handcrafted round ceramic earrings for sale.

    Round ceramic earrings by Dorota. Pointer

    Material: Glazed ceramics, hand-molded. Available now for $40.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #13 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

  14. Oblong ceramic earrings for sale

    Handcrafted oblong ceramic earrings for sale.

    Oblong ceramic earrings by Dorota. Pointer

    Material: Glazed ceramics, hand-molded. Available now for $40.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #14 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

  15. 'Coral' necklace for sale

    Handcrafted 'coral' necklace for sale.

    Corals by Sylwia. Pointer

    Necklace made ​​of cotton pieces with organdy and decorated with beads, suspended on cotton strings. Can be worn as a necklace, as a brooch or as a belt tied at the side. Available now for $40.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #15 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

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