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Those, a cultural introduction

Getting to know the word from all angles...

Michal declines to study the possibility of boosting his weighty Fiction Corpus with a morality play about free calendars; cites fatigueDictionary icon

I believe in the practicality of using English as humanity's second language. I do doubt the vapid mode in which the English tongue is taught.Pointer

Enriching a person's expertness with a language isn't like pioneering a hotter furnace. A language - a living language - is not just an instrument that you can teach yourself to use with a greater amount of precision. A common language cannot be disunited from the shared logic of a recognized nation of which it is a description. A language isn't recited; it happens - and keeps happening as long as a circle of people keeps using it.

Teaching a pupil to recite English is to rob her of its cultural context. A capable educator must have a blueprint for introducing it; the smartest student goes out to seek it.

A dictionary can be an influential tool. The best dictionaries define a language on the basis of a specific corpus, a body of written language of various scope and consistency. Such a corpus can include anything from a book about literature to some good fiction. I watched many nights pass developing my "massive" Fiction Corpus to form a unique sort of dictionary based on the ability of one man to tell a story in myriad forms. It is a labor of love and listening.

I have constructed a million words and I have indexed them, reshaping them - not simply to teach the English language but to defend the human spirit, and to prod that soul or spirit not just to recite but to happen.

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A Better Way to Define English: Grouped into Eight Types of WordsPointer

Type 8 Answers the Question, "Which?"

The 8 types of words can be associated with the days of the week in the Acceptance calendar. You can remember that the last type of word answers the question "Which?" by asking yourself which day is the most important day of the week. The answer is Sunday, or Victory Day, which is a day for everyone to celebrate the art of being human.

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Understanding the word Those

A word can represent many things. First and foremost it represents a type of gesture. A specific way of speaking. A specific way of inscribing a mark. A specific way of moving your hand. To know one of these kinds of gestures is to know how to pronounce the word those in some kind of way.

If you want to communicate an idea using the word those, you will need to know what other people are made to think when you make the gesture. You will never have complete awareness of or control over the associations or identities that are invoked by a set of words, but you can know what was and what is a single word's jointly accepted definition, at least for a given place, thereby tracing a direction which will help you to understand what kinds of associations and identities are driving its use.

By using the word yourself, you enter into a long-standing albeit oftentimes unconscious debate over its definition, forever entangling yourself into the history of its use. The way you use it, and which other words you use it with carries weight.

The more you know about where the word those is located in the fabric of a language, the better you will be at exploiting its cultural power.

Pronunciation of ThoseMargo on a trampoline

I have yet to publish a pronunciation for the word those.

Video of me pronouncing "those."

Definition of ThoseMargo on a trampoline

I have yet to publish the definition of those.

I'm sure it won't take too long.

Common use of those in illustrative example sentencesMargo on a trampoline

  1. Those are the rules.

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  2. I want those rolls. Not these.

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  3. I have yet to come up with a third sentence using the word those.

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Usage of Those in Michal's Fiction CorpusMargo on a trampoline

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Michal's Fiction Corpus of Acceptance Literature (FiCAL) is presented under the Bare Bottom imprint. It is currently comprised of six bodies of work, each representing a different pillar of culture and incorporating a wide variety of writhing styles.

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Those, a morphological approach

I have yet to make a morphological analysis of the word those.

That doesn't mean it's not high on my list.

Table of Frequency for the Word "Those."

This table lists in descending order the total number of times that the word thoseand any of its morphological derivations appears in the Fiction Corpus, along with a breakdown of frequency by title, the respective rank of each word in the complete list of all words in the Corpus, as calculated both densely and competitively, as well as the percent increase in frequency of the word over the frequency of the next lowest rank in the complete list.

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Percent Increase over next rankRANKWORDFrequency
TOTAL # of occurencesMCDONALDSJESUSSEXTSIGAJACKSONDINGBATS
densecompetitivemodern/sloppybiblical/tersepoetic/high-browhard/fasttalkymixed salad
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I have yet to publish the table of frequency for the word those, but I will get to it shortly. -Michal

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Usage of Those in Death to McDonalds

An aerial view of Dodger Stadium in the foreground, with an imaginary partially submerged Los Angeles behind

A story bible for a comic book series set in a post climate-change California narrated by eight characters who live through a natural disaster that sinks Los Angeles and triggers a war with an expansionist Mexican government covertly supported by China.

Frame #3280

chase's fishing. he says if he catches a shark theres a fifty.fifty chance its pulls us to shore. i dont quite understand those odds.

Sprint "Iphone" Case

3 September, 6:29 PM

Frame #778

i know why i called sprint. its the only way for me to express my disdain. frustration. anger. apple doesnt appreciate those feelings.

JC Penney

4 August, 10:03 AM

Frame #7053

redbox told me she grew up in a strict family. her father had particular ideas about everything and her mother never challenged those ideas.

Chase Credit

23 December, 10:48 PM

Frame #3031

they are cops. i saw the hat. what a dead giveaway. those guys are doomed.

Chase Credit

29 August, 3:49 AM

Frame #5068

im heading north to meet the yacht. a rich tech guy owns it. one of those autodrive magnates. hes got extra fuel. for his chopper.

Sprint "Iphone" Case

7 November, 3:15 PM

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Usage of Those in The Gospel of Jesus H.

A picture of the planet Mars

An experimental science fiction Christology that makes Jesus the hard boiled narrator of his own early years on a bizarro earth made dark by volcanic ash and informally ruled by a man from Mars who sells bottled air.

"'What happened?' I asked, but the miner fell silent. He straightened up. He looked into the distance, then back at me. His face began to twitch. His eyes were bulging. A terrible face he made by starting to grimace, then, grimacing like mad, baring his teeth, he clenched his iron jaw, his arteries bulging, his eyes on fire as if the forces of pressure were ripping his ears apart, rupturing his lungs, and causing him to drown in his own blood - and then, he farted: right in my face! He farted the loudest fart I ever had to feel - and he laughed so hard! 'That's how it cracked,' he said. Oh, man: those miners! What a sense of humor! Hey," said Hitler, slapping me on the back. "Enjoy the party."

FAGGOT! said the voices.

Verses 68-69 from the chapter called Childhood

In those days, many political things were happening. War broke out: a United Nations coalition led by the United States was fighting piracy in outer space. There was a man calling himself Sadatmo of Dhagbod; he was a leader of pirates threatening the trade routes between the Moon, where China dominated, and the Earth's orbit, which America controlled. For reasons beyond my scope of understanding at the time, this conflict involved Mars, which, apparently, had been supporting the pirates in their struggle against American trade interest. Many of the pirates were members of bankrupt or otherwise out-of-business tourist or shipping companies. They blamed America for their abject poverty: they had nothing, and the companies who cooperated with the United States (flying their flag even!) were considered fair game.

Verse 119 from the chapter called Childhood

"Doesn't mean they don't want to steal it back from me - just like the Germans. Look at the house I built: four families could live here, if only it were finished. I was Commandant of Police for thirty years. I know what kinds of things people are up to. My superiors couldn't fool me: I could tell who was good and who was bad and who was in between. Just like in the government: I know which of those deputies are German-lovers. I can tell by their faces. This country has survived, not thanks to them, but thanks to small farmers like me.

Verse 301 from the chapter called Adolescence

"Goddamn estate! Trinkets, trifles, and baubles piled in heaps all over the place! Things they took from the garbage! I tried to vacuum their carpets - you know what they gave me to use? A vacuum cleaner they took from the dump! I wanted to wash Andrew's dirty shirts - they do their laundry twice a year: in spring and fall. He gave me an open bin with a rotor. 'That's the best kind,' he said. 'It's a washing machine for the field.' It's a washing machine he took from the dump: they haven't sold those for forty years - it's Russian crap! The agitator tore everything apart. I told him, 'Andrew, get yourself a wife!' But who's going to marry a fifty year old with five teeth? He never had time to go to the dentist. And why?"

"Because of the estate," said Jesus.

Verses 261-262 from the chapter called Adolescence

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Usage of Those in Sex for Children

A drawing of a man between a woman's legs in front of another man in a hospital bed

A literature book narrated by a pair of siblings on either side of the Atlantic whose profoundly weird sexual experiences pose a serious challenge to their traditional understanding of mathematicians, marriage, gay young men and God.

According to the high court, that difference is the basis for a destructive stereotype that labels those couples as inherently inferior to traditional ones.

– Title 2, Regarding the Romaniac, Part 1, Section 18, The Role of the Judicious Mind, Paragraph 6, Clauses 3-4

In that other document - that infamous one - among the many privileges of marriage that are listed as concrete reasons for having the right to marry, there is listed the exclusive marital benefit that bestows "presumptions of legitimacy and parentage of children born to a married couple." Now how are we to extend that privilege to couples for whom such things are impossible? There is indeed "one unbridgeable difference" between those couples and traditional married couples.

– Title 2, Regarding the Romaniac, Part 1, Section 18, The Role of the Judicious Mind, Paragraph 6, Clauses 1-2

That way, when the time was right, I was able to bring up the fact that when I was in the third grade, I had accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a pencil, and that this had left a permanent deposit of graphite in my forehead. I told Luca that she could easily find it, but she said she couldn't see it because she didn't have her glasses on. So she put them on, and with those gigantic monstrosities over her eyes, she began studying my forehead. And she kept looking and looking, because the truth was that in third grade I had stabbed my cousin with the pencil, and it was his forehead carrying the graphite. And how mad he was when he found out: because Luca no longer believed either of us, and she absolutely refused my cousin to look at his forehead. And that victory was the occasion for this photograph. I was gloating so badly I had no trouble parting with the money. And these little postcards were very expensive back then. I sent this one to my relatives in Romania; they were neighbors with Indiana's family - and you know what? She stole this from their house when she was eight years old - kept it locked in a box under her bed. Isn't that just incredible? I still don't believe it. And do you know why I keep these two photographs together? Because this isn't just a picture of a poodle: this is actually a portrait of Indiana. Do you see the resemblance?

– Title 3, Regarding a Dream, Chapter 1, The First Day, Part 1, Victory & Calendar Reform, Section 8, Financial Instruments, Paragraph 18, Clauses 17-28

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Usage of Those in Tsiga Tsiga Tsiga

Bullets whizzing by a statue of Nikola Tesla

A collection of stories featuring a sexy Parisian ghost, a spooky Moon base full of vagina-faced aliens, a policeman with an Irish name, a truck full of watermelons, a flautist, and a man who has to see another man about a diseased horse.

Gog walked up the river Danu. He was greatly troubled. "How am I to find the holy mountain?" he asked himself. "The Haoma [i.e. a caste of priests] say the stars revolve around it. The sun hides behind it at night. Water descending its slopes forms the great sea upon which the earth rests. What then should I take for a guide: that which drowns, that which burns, or those which, when one stares at them for long enough, gives one a sore neck?"

– from “In the Beginning, There was Gog,” a fantasy story featuring a frank discussion of astronomy

Clark laughed. "As long as there's oil in the desert, they'll keep those bushes alive. The poor people can starve."

The bus entered a small town. Shephard saw a building with big, square buttresses and top-hinged shutters. The sign read, "Lucky Jewel Guesthouse."

"This is it," he whispered.

He squeezed by the passengers. He told the driver to stop at the upcoming traffic circle. He roused Clark. "Come on," he said. "Let's beat the crowd."

– from “Two Dudes and a Chinese Desert,” a friendship story featuring a frank discussion of the roots of terrorism

"What?"

"My culetto," she answered, honestly.

"It's those rotten cucumbers," replied Manfredo, as if he were actually sober and concerned. "If I didn't drink like a fish, I'd be sick too."

– from “Italy Sucks and Has Sucked For A Long Time,” an adventure story featuring an unfortunate set of events

"I tried to tell you," said Gog. "This is the land of the Yazata." He started sniffing his nose. A smell was emanating from the charred ground. It reminded him of turtle soup. "Must be some kind of salt," he thought.

"Come look," said Mithra. "The end of the ridge resembles a giant tail. In the twilight, that part looks like a leg. Those rocks over there look like claws. Do you see it?"

– from “In the Beginning, There was Gog,” a fantasy story featuring an ancient quest

"What's it like? Do people watch?"

"Not necessarily, but most of the time."

"I don't think I could take it."

"It's not for everybody. I wonder where else to send you. Don't go to one of those American bars: they'll rip your pants off. They make you buy champagne. You end up shitting money for nothing."

"What about the street?"

– from “Paris Is For Rapists, Too,” a ghost story featuring not-so-beautiful people

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Usage of Those in Sorry Ms. Jackson

Chiseled letters from an ancient stone tablet hanging on a wall

A real play. With drama in it. Talk fast. It takes two hours. Set in a guest house. In a small community. After a murder. Lots of suspicion. The characters learn to listen to each other. It's funny.

KOKOMO: It's easy. The very thought of prostituting myself makes me sick to my stomach. All I have to do is stick my finger in.

FLETCHER: I assure you, Mother, to the modern woman it comes quite naturally.

GREY GOOSE: They do it all the time.

MS. JACKSON: You knew about this?

FLETCHER: Know about it? He was twisting my arm for a bigger cut.

GREY GOOSE: I deserve it. I'm the one who brought in those big spenders. John the orthodontist?

FLETCHER: He wanted everything just right.

GREY GOOSE: Michael the podiatrist?

KOKOMO: He put his foot in it.

GREY GOOSE: Rob the general practitioner?

– ACT II, lines 441-450

MS. JACKSON: Thank you.

GREY GOOSE: You can even sleep here tonight. As for tomorrow, I can't be sure. We'll just have to wait and see.

MS. JACKSON: What?

GREY GOOSE: You may be on the sofa bed for a while.

MS. JACKSON: You knew all along.

GREY GOOSE: You're not the only snitch on this island.

MS. JACKSON: I shouldn't have trusted those Australians.

GREY GOOSE: Men are all alike.

MS. JACKSON: Fill them with enough drink, they'll spill their guts.

GREY GOOSE: They'll betray their confidential informants.

– ACT II, lines 491-500

FLETCHER: I'll have you on the sofa bed if it comes to that. All I have to do is run out there and tell those girls to get ready for the night of their lives. Get the money!

– ACT II, line 251

GREY GOOSE: Not to mention this island's penchant for making the most grotesque of assumptions - never mind that. I did a terrible thing in burning down that house: I know it. I've been paying for it ever since. I'm finally sorry for doing it. I don't think I could've said that this morning. Something's changed. I don't want to be like that anymore. I don't want to do those things. I think the Australians should mind their own business; that's neither here nor there. If you didn't squeal my name to the police, somebody else did. I'm going to find that person - not to burn down his house - to talk to him calmly and rationally: to put these absurd suspicions to rest. Everybody deserves to hear the truth, especially the people you love. I was kicked out not because of my reputation or the looks you were getting in town. It wasn't because you thought I killed that girl. It was because I hurt you. I hurt you a long time ago and I've always been too selfish to realize it. I expected you to understand - even though I never properly explained myself. It had nothing to do with you. You were perfect. I loved you. I was afraid of being a father. You know my childhood - or perceived lack thereof. I was insecure. I was scared to death. I panicked. I didn't talk to anybody about it because I was ashamed. I thought that, if you knew, you would despise me for it. You were always so strong and fearless. I envied you. When your family came and asked me what was going on, I lied. I acted as if I didn't care about you anymore: as if I had lost interest. Nothing could've been further from the truth. I was an idiot. I was such an idiot. I'm sorry for that. I'm so sorry for everything. I won't trouble you anymore. Even if you and your friend want to move in together, I won't trouble you. File divorce papers in the morning. You can keep the house - and the sofa bed - and the mattress - and the comforter - and the dishwasher. You can even keep the cook - and the boy.

– ACT II, line 356

GREY GOOSE: Imprisonment: starvation: being pressed to death.

MS. JACKSON: Is that what awaits me, husband?

GREY GOOSE: No.

MS. JACKSON: Then what?

GREY GOOSE: You know what the penalty is.

MS. JACKSON: Homelessness? You think that if you burn my house down, I'll come live in your sty? Fool! I'd rather wander about the island cursing your name for the rest of my life.

GREY GOOSE: Do you know what I adore about fire? More than its color, its beauty, or its warmth? more than its light, its speed, or its age? more than the fear it brings to bug or beast? more than its purity? its fertility? its never-ending energy? or its ability to wander about the island endlessly seeking out its prey? More than all those things, I love its loyalty to itself: its obedience to nature. Oh, wife! When you know how to stoke her, she can be so perfectly predictable.

MS. JACKSON: Fletcher would never let you get away with it.

GREY GOOSE: He did once; why not twice?

MS. JACKSON: Fletcher!

– ACT I, lines 321-330

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Usage of Those in Miscellaneous Dingbats

The title of the book at the end of a string of miscellaneous dingbats

A story book full of short fiction stories. An interesting bedtime mystery. A fairy tale. Science fiction romance. Adult life. Uninspiring gay fiction. Horror.

One shares looks with married women only if one is prepared for those kinds of consequences.

– from “St. Andrew's Eve,” a story of love that may ease one's sense of distaste depending on your outlook

I guess we were fated, you know. Me and my brothers. We came out first though. Not those other guys. That's why we won. That's why I won. I always said I was the oldest. I never had any proof though, you know. I mean we were probably switched around ten times when we were babies. So who was to say. But I always believed I was the eldest. You know. Now nobody can argue with me.

– from “The Testament of Publio Orazio,” a horror story based on principles of honor coming straight out of Roman mythology

I killed a cat. It was an accident. I was trying to cut its fur. I wanted to show Kelly the ugliness of a shaved pussy. I don't deserve two years of prison for it. Cruelty to animals is nothing next to how humans treat each other. They put me in the same prison I used to guard. At the very least I know which of these bitches aren't shaved. Those are the ones I can fuck. Even when I was a kid I couldn't stand a bare floor. All the blood stains and grime and guts on the linoleum in the kitchen. It was disgusting. It always curled up at the edges. Like Kelly's toes. As soon as I get out of here I'll find that girl. I'll get her the biggest razor I can find.

– from “Two Years,” an adult fiction story about a lady at a women's prison

Inside the cage stood a pretty little girl with the legs of a giant spider. From behind those legs a hairy abdomen suddenly poked down. It spewed a thin secretion across the faces of the men. They cried out and dropped to the floor. They started writhing in pain. Their movements jerked more and more until their limbs finally locked in a rigid posture. They heard helplessly the sound of a man calmly climbing up the stairs. It was Orbitz. The men recognized him. Unable to express their shock their eyes blazed with confusion and fury. Orbitz knelt among them. "I'm sorry," he said. "The creature poisoned you with a paralytic. At this dosage it's fatal. I didn't want any of you to die. It wasn't up to me. She didn't want to take any chances with her freedom. I wish I could stay with you until the end. Unfortuately the creature has a short refractory period. I have to surgically remove her gland before she's capable of killing me."

– from “The Death and Life of Captain Orbitz,” a science fiction romance in the tradition of Stanislaw Lem, if you know who that is

Jesus turned water into wine. That probably pissed people off, you know. People who make the wine. The people who tax the people who make the wine. Those are the people we've been fighting our entire lives. Why should I be ashamed of it. You know, I don't make people abuse drugs or smoke cigarettes. And why I should I stop them. What gives me the right to make that choice. It's their fault.

– from “The Testament of Publio Orazio,” a horror story without that much killing coming straight out of Roman mythology

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Collocation of Those in the Fiction Corpus

Table of Collocation for the Word "Those."

This table lists in descending order of frequency a selection of word pairs that appear in the Fiction Corpus and groups them according to the morphological derivation of the word those that appears in the pair.

TypeWORDFrequency
TOTAL # of occurencesMCDONALDSJESUSSEXTSIGAJACKSONDINGBATS
modern/sloppybiblical/tersepoetic/high-browhard/fasttalkymixed salad
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I have yet to perform a collocation analysis of "those." I hope I can get it done sometime soon. -Michal

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Life is a spinning sphere with Joy at one pole and Sadness at the other. Each continuously feeding its pair. Joy flanked by the emotions of Trust on one side, Surprise on the other. Trust leading to Anticipation; anticipation leading to Fear. Surprise leading to Disgust; disgust leading to Anger. Anger and Fear fueling our Sadness. Sadness giving way, in time, to Joy; through Hope, an orientation towards Love. Love, an openness towards Joy, Trust and Surprise; the sum of emotion; emotion amplified by others. Multiplied and divided, in equal parts. Such that to those from whom it has been subtracted, we must add. Until we are whole.

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  9. Black suspenders for sale

    Handcrafted black suspenders for sale.

    Black suspenders by Zuzanna. Pointer

    Two-sided suspenders from black material with a rose motif on one side and striped cotton on the other. Connected by a leather triangle. Adjustable length. Hand washing in cold water recommended. Available now for $50.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #9 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

  10. Orange suspenders for sale

    Handcrafted orange suspenders for sale.

    Orange suspenders by Zuzanna. Pointer

    Two-sided suspenders made of denim and orange material with a Polish floral folk design. Connected by a leather triangle. Adjustable length. Hand washing in cold water recommended. Available now for $50.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #10 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

  11. Green suspenders for sale

    Handcrafted green suspenders for sale.

    Green suspenders by Zuzanna. Pointer

    Two-sided suspenders made of denim and green material with a mountain folk design. Connected by a leather triangle. Adjustable length. Hand washing in cold water recommended. Available now for $50.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #11 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

  12. Felt earrings for sale

    Handcrafted felt earrings for sale.

    Felt earrings by Dorota. Pointer

    Material: South American woolen yarn, dyed, 100% wool. Hand-worked with a needle. Pendant of anti-allergenic metal. Available now for $40.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #12 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

  13. Round ceramic earrings for sale

    Handcrafted round ceramic earrings for sale.

    Round ceramic earrings by Dorota. Pointer

    Material: Glazed ceramics, hand-molded. Available now for $40.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #13 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

  14. Oblong ceramic earrings for sale

    Handcrafted oblong ceramic earrings for sale.

    Oblong ceramic earrings by Dorota. Pointer

    Material: Glazed ceramics, hand-molded. Available now for $40.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #14 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

  15. 'Coral' necklace for sale

    Handcrafted 'coral' necklace for sale.

    Corals by Sylwia. Pointer

    Necklace made ​​of cotton pieces with organdy and decorated with beads, suspended on cotton strings. Can be worn as a necklace, as a brooch or as a belt tied at the side. Available now for $40.00. Ships free of additional charge via USPS (uninsured) unless otherwise directed.

    To purchase please mail a USPS money order in an envelope clearly marked Lot #1/Item #15 to M. Slaby at house number 201 on Ridge Road in the town of West Milford, in the state of New Jersey, one of the beautiful United States of America. The postal code is 07480-3112.

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